1000-THR “Earthmover” tee
Non-serious definition: That one funny boss from the game ULTRAKILL that the Community calls ”Benjamin” He’s a giant metal giraffe with a funny stick that can summon laser beams He explodes if you give him a lobotomy Serious definition: It is a boss from the game “ULTRAKILL” by Arsi “Hakita” Patala It’s a titan sized 4 legged greater machine that resembles the mythological creature called a Centaur It’s located the Violence layer of hell It has a a small city on its back along with a defense system and shield generator It also has a large lightning rod on it’s “shoulder” that it uses to throw beams of lighting to fight other Earthmovers It’s original purpose was to counter “Guttertanks” and “Guttermen” along with other machines of war that were destroying the surface, people were forced to move onto the backs of these titan machines during the “Final war” of machines and humans. They were also used as frontlines for other machines when going into battle, able to burn down cities, and rain gunfire and bombs from above. a time of peace happened where all war stopped and Humanity was forced to try and Solve the “Long night” Climate catastrophe where earth was covered in a permanent cloud of ash and smoke. The Earthmovers became obsolete over the course of this time due to the fact they were solar powered and blood fueled, and with the sun blocked they slowly died off, except for the ones in the violence layer which are stuck fighting for eternity.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!