1000-THR “Earthmover” Tee
Non-serious definition: That one funny boss from the game ULTRAKILL that the Community calls ”Benjamin” He’s a giant metal giraffe with a funny stick that can summon laser beams He explodes if you give him a lobotomy Serious definition: It is a boss from the game “ULTRAKILL” by Arsi “Hakita” Patala It’s a titan sized 4 legged greater machine that resembles the mythological creature called a Centaur It’s located the Violence layer of hell It has a a small city on its back along with a defense system and shield generator It also has a large lightning rod on it’s “shoulder” that it uses to throw beams of lighting to fight other Earthmovers It’s original purpose was to counter “Guttertanks” and “Guttermen” along with other machines of war that were destroying the surface, people were forced to move onto the backs of these titan machines during the “Final war” of machines and humans. They were also used as frontlines for other machines when going into battle, able to burn down cities, and rain gunfire and bombs from above. a time of peace happened where all war stopped and Humanity was forced to try and Solve the “Long night” Climate catastrophe where earth was covered in a permanent cloud of ash and smoke. The Earthmovers became obsolete over the course of this time due to the fact they were solar powered and blood fueled, and with the sun blocked they slowly died off, except for the ones in the violence layer which are stuck fighting for eternity.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍