1-10 Scale (of female attractiveness)

The 1-10 scale of female attractiveness is a ranking system used to classify women based on appearance with 1 being the lowest and least appealing and 10 being the most. Traditionally, a margin of error of +- 1 is acceptable during story telling. Numbers on the scale correspond to the following: 1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature 2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile 3: A trash compactor could improve her features 4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired 5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive 6: Not half bad 7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction 8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits 9: Radiant, beautiful, and otherwise worthy of praise 10: A goddess. Dicks of all ages rise in salute as she walks by. An essential tool in any gentleman's toolbox, the 1-10 scale allows for the safe counsel of friends. Never allow a bro to have any genital contact with a female below a 4.