Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

Muggy: weather is weird not pleasant (sticky) by mo

tame the neaderthal: the practice of removing body hair from places that it just shouldn't be, or places one would be embarrased to admit they have body hair.

foo: Any living being that Mr. T pities under given circumstances defined by Mr. T himself.

Pachi: Pachi is the best weeb friend in the flipping word. She has messy curly hair and will always be there for you. She always carries a bar of soap for no reason. She likes the number nine for no absolute reason. ~pachi is also the onomatopoeia for “clap clap” in japanese.

dinonuggies: a delicious snack that that mommy make for your tummy snack

Yours: Something that’s not mine, not he’s, you own it.

Georgia Red Clay: Fucking a person in the asshole so hard that they start bleeding whilst doing anal.

Timmira: One of your slow friends and you know she low key slow

jeff: someone who is skilled. He just has it.

Gay: Its basically every Boy names Ethan

Intercourse Remorse: Much like buyer's remorse. However, there is no refund available with receipt.

Brittany Snow: Brittany Snow is a talented, incredibly gorgeous young actress who has starred in such films as "John Tucker Must Die" and "Hairspray". She is also well-known for her work in the critically acclaimed television shows 'American Dreams' and 'Nip/Tuck'.

808: The area code for the Hawaiian Islands. People who use this in their usernames are likely to come from Hawaii or live there.

hoestincts: when somebody have the instincts of being a hoe

Esroh: A bad bitch, who is insecure but is THE BADDEST BITCH ON EARTH.

North It Up: Head north. Part of a group of phrases, for the cardinal directions: north it up, westwise it, eastify it and southernate.

Gaseous Clay: a person with horrendously smelly farts (as he floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. This is derived from “Cassius Clay” which is the birth name of the famed boxer Muhammad Ali.)

elkwood: A name used among the most elite Gaymers in the world. Elkwoods are known to be A-class Pokemon TCG players and shitty Nautilus mains on League of Legends. Probably spends too much time looking for Amiibo deals on Ebay and eating veggie straws.

neloys hair: Literally a mushroom made of hair on someones head!

Dead Like Me: Dead Like Me used to be on Showtime in 2003- 2004. It came up with only two seasons... making it not seen by most public. It is the most awesomest show in the world!! Ellen Muth, Mandy Patinkin, Callum Blue, Rebecca Gayheart, Jasmine Guy and Laura Harris are the main characters. George's (Ellen)mom, Joy, doesn't like the word "moist", and her dad, Clancy, is cheating on Joy with a college student. George's sister, Reggie, isn't having a hard time coping with George's death. George, now Millie, at Happy Time, thinks old people are intimidating. Now, on Tuesdays, DLM comes on SciFi.

Zaicorren: Well determined gentleman, whose goal is to master his mind. Always in a management type position. Frat boy if he went to college. Always seen by others as cool under pressure.

Termy Bird: A girl in the airport.

sporgasm: To spaz out and have an orgasm at the same time.

😇: This person is a virgin.

If I may be so bold: "If I may be so bold" is a phrase that can be inserted into any everyday conversation to make yourself sound smarter/better. You don't even have to be saying something totally out there or "bold"...you can just say it.

Montee: Montee

cannon ball johnson: when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

indie snuggles: The indie snuggles is a term used to define a situation in which a man ties his hair into a man-bun, whilst drinking coffee, wearing glasses, listening to the kooks on vinyl, all while snuggling up next to a feminist.

Vietnam War: The only war the United States has ever lost. After WW2 and the rise of the USSR, North Vietnam became a communist region. The US was afraid that if South Vietnam fell to communism, other small countries would also become communist. At first they sent advisors to the South's army but they needed extra support so US troops were sent. It was a war of attrition, victories were won not by total area gained but by body count. It was a very nasty war, with a lot of hatred by the American public. Over 50,000 american soldiers died, as opposed to the 2 million North Vietnamese killed. A lot of American pilots were shot down and captured as POWs and sent to camps, such as the famous "Hanoi Hilton" that became a symbol of the barbaric Vietcong. Contrary to popular belief, the US never lost a battle in Vietnam. Nixon decided to pull out due to the negative opinion of the war and to secure his reelection calling it "Peace with honor". The State Dept lost the war folks, not the military.

Jacquelyne: A girl's name

hob gobbler: someone who lives in a hob and gobbles

stzyx: One of the best CS:GO players in history.

madden: A video game that causes obsessive behavior. The reason some girls don't get any sex.

Kayfe: An estimated time of day where you need to cum atleast 7 times to impress the homies

Kayama: Let's all gather toghether. A phrase from Lion king. Also a very good song from Karl Jenkins's Adiemus.

Man bun: An oxymoron in terms, as it is neither edible or a representation of masculinity. May also be called a Bitch Biscuit, or as seen below, a douche donut.

Jakeria: Jakeria usually describes a beautiful, all-around perfect girl. They are smart, kind, funny, and sweet. They are super cute, with an infectious smile. You can fall in love very easy with one. They can usually have a rough outer shell full of attitude, but have a very sensitive, loving heart in the inside.

beebaleeb: A nickname/petname for the one who means the most to you, the one you love. A perfect loving term of endearment used to describe your very favorite person. Derived from the word Beeba.

Juggalo: Another term for a fucking retarded person, that shouldn't even be considered a human being. They are so fucked up from drinking to much "Faygo" (which is like a soda) that they have literally lost their minds, they worship the band ICP (Insane Clown Posse) and do whatever they say to do, many fucking retarded people (lets say juggalos) have killed people apparently because ICP says some random shit that has to do with killing, so they go out and kill people with hatchets. If you see someone wearing ICP clothing or "Hatchet-man" clothing, feel free, and don't hesitate to punch them in the jaw, breaking it, that should knock them right out.

Kyote: Single girl about town, independant, needs no man