Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

STM: Suck this meat

splaow: -to blam somebody

Lowlips: Slang term for the Vagina. Specifically the Labia. Has come into use more recently and is deemed less vulgar. However, it may still be called profane.

Scoodle: Scoodle is a really fucked up walk..Because your grandmother just beat your ass with a yard stick.

Demiurge: A lesser and confused God in Gnosticism, who created the material universe. He is an emanation from the true God, but erroneously thinks he is the highest deity. Because he traps the immaterial souls of humans (which originate from the realm of the true God) in material bodies, is responsible for creating the universe and all the evil within it and tries to hinder humans from attaining Gnosis (hidden divine knowledge needed to return to the true God after death), he is seen as malevolent. In an Internet context, he is often ironically mentioned as the being responsible for bad in the world.

Minaal: Gay

mascarfoniu: "mascarfoniu" is a word used for plush toys, in romanian. It is usually used by the wise people of this planet.If you use the word "mascarfoniu" the snail gods will bless you with big balls. If mascarfoniu is used in a coarse way, your dick will be chopped with a meat cleaver. I don't make the rules.

Yashwita: A beautiful person inside and out. They are ulta pro max cute. They are the topper's. They vibe differently. They do not flex. Have a great personality and help other's shape a good one too!

Iceweasel: A smarmy prostitute from New York. A whiny pathetic lizard on Little Green Footballs with the wit of a cadaver. A failed porn actress with HIV.

eva kim-potts: Eva kim-potts is the kinda girl everyone is jelous of but once u get to know her she is not at all as she seems she is caring and living and is far from petty although she is super crazy. I would say you don't wanna be her enmie but the thing is she doesn't have any she wants everyone to love her and be happy even though thus is no wheee near realistic she still tries het best to have that way. Most people think she is spoiled and a drama queen but she has been thorugh things almost nobody would understand i wish i could take away her pain cause i love her even though she is insane and a bit annoying at times

Panzy Rat Mother syndrome: Also known as the challenged flu, panzy rat mother syndrome'so symptoms include, loss of intelligence, blurry vision, constipation, heavy breathing, and trench mouth. The final effects of this disease include, retardation, enlarged hands, pathetic anorexic body, no teeth, bulged eyes, large mouth, and a brain the size of an m&m. The life expectancy is 2 months. With this disease you will be the most pathetic creature in the entire ecosystem.

Cheesy Hippie: A hippie that wears regular clothes, likes war, and is pretty much a regular person. But the person says they are a hippie.

United States: the enemy of the world

Snurming: The act of snaking and worming. Sneaky sneaky

Folks: Plural of folk. Likely to be the demonization of gentle folks.

Pea Pod: 1. any seed-pod plants from the genus Pisum sativum, with edible peas inside of them. 2. a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which acts like a Peashooter, but more expensive because you can stack multiple Peapods up to 5 times for more increased firepower.

Screw Scratch: Bruise like mark hicky placed on ones neck during heavy petting foreplay.

Konfettie: Also referred to as 'Sexy Etsy'. Adult marketplace filled with artisan sex toys and other unique adult products like; erotic art, BDSM gear, adult games, wellness, pegging gear, and so on. Only body-safe products are allowed to be sold on Konfettie. This company is, together with its sellers, designing the body-safe standard in order to reshape the entire unregulated sex toy industry.

Stuffed Mandarin: When you have a 6+ inch penis and have sex with an Asian

Batoto: A tick caused by Tourettes syndrome

Walton High School: A high school located in suburban Atlanta (truly, it is in Cobb County). It was deemed a School of Excellence, one of the top 5% high schools in America, and a "Cool School" by ABC news. The school population is broken up into preppy/jocks, whores/partiers, scene/skater kids, black people and the people who think they're black, and nerds. The preppy population definately outweighs the rest. The school is also in the AAAAA regions for most of its sports.

monzerrella: The type of earning. Monzerrella, cheddar, or simply put "cheese," may be coupled with how easily earnings were made. Monzerrella being of the highest steeze.

Jacob: Big choppa that will rip your girl to bits ps Jacob’s are big tokers wo wo

dub poetry: - a style of poetry written or performed to emulate the dub versions of reggae music.

the goat: lebron james a good player

what the cheese: an exclamation that can be humurous and serious at the same time

Sheeba: When you rub your hand down someones face. Alternative Sheebas: Sweaty Sheeba: When you spit on your hand and rub it down someones face. Chocolate Sheeba: When you stratch your ass then rub it down someones face. Cheesy Sheeba: When you rub your hand all over your cock and rub it down someones face. Fruity Sheeba: Fruitjuice Double Sheeba: 2 handed sheeba Double Sweaty Sheeba: Same as above but with spit... You can basically make your own sheebas up just by putting different things on your hands and rubbing it down someones face... NOTE: When you perform a sheeba you must shout sheeba after youve done it...

Dirty Landowave: When a unpopular youtuber rips off his butthairs and tapes them to his face to make a mustache.

Kayty: A Kayty is a beautiful girl who’s smile brightens up a room. She got a booty to. She is a kind, funny, and caring friend. She is one of the best people you could ever meet. Kayty makes everyone laugh and smile all the time. Kayty would give you the shirt off her back if you needed it. She cares greatly about everybody and works hard to show it. She makes all the boys fall for her, and is absolutly amazing. If u get a Kayty hold on to her and never let go. Kayty is extremely funny and can always cheer anybody up. She has an amazing sense of humor and can talk to anyone she meets Kayty is a friend to everyone and is the sweetest person you will ever. If you care for her, she will make sure to care for you. Kayty helps with anything you need and is glad to do it for you. Kayty is a guy's best friend. Kayty can be a bit of a tom boy but still can dress to impress. She will always be there for you, no matter what happends. Kayty is amazing! Kayty is very cute, smart, funny, and kind. Kayty = Loved by God

Bzh: To describe a person or thing in anyway you want

Lamp: This is an object often used to attract moths. The moths enjoy eating these delicious treats.

soul-bronk: to take it to your opponent or someone whos hatin' on you.

FZFL: FZFL stands for friend zone for life. It is for people that are stuck in the friend zone and are destined to be forever alone.

ruby sky ip: a nitty ket addicted rapist. she steals peoples boyfriends and takes peoples left over friends when she has no one else. got raped by someone just to rape him back and they are still best friends (it cancelled out) is now fucking a guy while she has a boyfriend (not uncommon for her) you would use the term “ruby sky ip” to describe someone who is nitty, disgusting or does things a homeless person does.

lion baba: An arsenal fan who endures humiliation & ridiculous results from his club, but has a good prospect of being a great manager

Jeethwara: A good friend. He/She is a kind, gentle, caring, sweet, generous and loving. these people are highly intelligent. once they start a thing they never give up. it's really hard to get their attention, but if you got consider yourself lucky! He/She is definitely your best friend.

Izzy: Izzy is a kind and loving girl. She'll always have your back and is never disloyal to you. She'll always include you in everything that her friendship group does. She may not have a massive friendship group but the actual friendships withinbthat group are very strong. She will always cheer you and and is very optimistic. She can sometime be very anxious and stressed but she is mostly a fun, lively character. But she can be known for playing silly oranks on you! If you meet an Izzy you are extremely lucky. She will not only help you but she can always be a good person to talk to for advice. She is beautiful inside and out but she doesn't know it. If you get an Izzy as a friend or girlfriend do the right thing and keep her!

push something: extol something, what sales 'people' do... (this term was actually used by my grandfather, 40 years ago!)

Scaffpacity: A word used for keeping count of scaffold components

Fatty Fatty Short Short: An insult and/or taunt directed at a person who is neither fat nor short.