Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

feral: The worst kind of pikey council white trash

Retard Valley: Retard valley or “the valley” is a white trash campsite in the middle of the woods in Glassboro NJ.

Woke Fishing: Woke fishing is when a man, whom is talking to a woman, starts asking her vague questions regarding progressive causes, in an effort to determine her interest level, and then mirror her responses. Said man has no interest in the same groups or causes, and is just trying to find commonalities with the girl to get into her pants.

lordosis: ready to accept the penis (excessive curvature in the lumbar portion of the spine)

urcan: 1. the dodge kebab/pizza/pide shop at manly 2. the act of, or state of being haggard 3. better than Istambul next door 4. the name given to the unwashed hand after poo mining (see poo miner)

LGBTQ: Twitter people irl

svbfhul: fuck you

harper: a girl who is tries to be nice, tries to fit in, and tries to be liked, and somewhat accomplishes being liked, fitting in, and being liked.

proton: A car manufacturing company which produces low quality cars at a high price. Only exists because of government protection in applying huge taxes on foreign cars. Slowly losing ground to superior travelling vehicles with better reliability, excellent customer support in comparison and better quality, known as "Odocoileus hemionus" or more commonly refered to as "donkey".

sbambare: in Italian: snort cocaine.

AFB: Asian Frat Boy

Pon: A Tampon!

blood orgy: When you cut holes in someone's body, and then fuck the holes. Doesn't matter where the holes are, as long as you cut and fuck them.

TAT: TAT, or Tel Aviv Twink, is a derogatory term used to describe a (usually white) annoying gay male who has shown undertones of Israeli support.

jimb: The proper name for a horse; from the Latvian "viltojums". These majestic creatures often gallop through the plains of America, and sometimes Antarctica. Any other name for jimb is actually improper, and the person using a blasphemous name should be immediately corrected and punished.

Cumdensation: When the temperature is so high that a man's semen beads up and sweats through the shaft of his penis to cool it down.

Dimitriades: A greek last name, not very common, but definitely the best.

debiljyn: Debiljyn is a religious group that believes in deb-supremacy( AS YOU SHOULD) and the holy character deb is the GODDESS of us and lord and savior if you think in any other supremacy Sorry to break it to you but you’re by all means WRONG

100%: What!? You don't go all out right away from the start! What kind of Sayian are you!?

Stummer: When someone is incredulous when confronted with a fact.

Xanland: The stage of euphoria when you enter when you took too much Xanax

sonny jade: sonny jade means “pogi / gwapo or handsome in english”.

Killing Move: A "killing Move" is a technique specifically designed to murder/absolutely destroy someone or something. It's considered an ultimate move that a person can use to kill and/or annihilate their opponent. It's used in fiction.

Lighting cover-up: When a game developer drenches everyone and everything in their game with really shiny lighting, to cover up the fact that the graphics are shit. Not to be confused with cel-shading.

Habit Typo: a Typo that you Do while Typing Or writing And you Mispell the Word over and over on Accident Making it a Habit for you to spell it that Way.

mark foley: Disgraced former member of the House of Representatives with odd reading habits.

Autumm: Autumm is the hottest most amazing girl there is and dosent realize it. Shes fun nd her name is spelled in a veary exotic way shes also trustworthy and protective of her freind.

Ucky: An extremely disturbing experience of any kind.

Weiner: the funniest word in the world.... for now

Avianna: She is the most beautiful woman you will ever lay your eyes on. She is very loving and will always go out of her way for others. She is very outgoing and everyone is instantly attracted to her when she walks into a room. She has the most amazing eyes that you can stare at for days. She is very adventurous and will always keep you on your toes. She has the most stunning body out of any female I’ve ever seen before. She will always have you guessing which makes you want to find out more. If you ever let an Avianna go that will be the biggest mistake of your life.

federalcream: The jizz and or ejaculation of a government official.

Calvin: Calvin loves roblox

Spank Bank: Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.

Butt Spoke: The line on your butthole. All the lines make the anus look like a bicycle wheel with spokes.

Monika: When you delete something or someone

aim, fire, shoot: the military def of live, laugh, love

Sogarons: A type of macaron that is made incorrectly or left out for too long so it is soggy

Jazmin: W E I R D makes ppl feel hiigh

holydumb: Something so dumb that it is indeed HOLY by nature!

Groil: Grease, Grime and Oil - used by Car Mechanics and Engineers - result of hard work and perseverance. The mess made from working non-stop. Scottish/British slang term.