Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

tweetioli: the combination of a tweet (twitter.com) and a ravioli. a tweetioli is a tweet filled with crap.

Avry's Sports Show: A Sports Show that is hosted by a 16 year old in Edmonton,Alberta that knows sports out the ying yang.

araff: Araff means The Highest in Arabic. Can also be used to replace the word OP (Overpowered) or Legendary

brown belt: Having Anal sex for you first time

simaris: A big pushy cephalon that demands you: the hunter, to seek and perform synthesis on specific targets around the solar system to obtain standing in order to purchase specific items. He will also provide you with the option to do something called a sanctuary onslaught which is a series of battles against targets whom have been synthesised done to improve the sanctuary's knowledge on said targets.

weck: when the flower and nic hits at the same time weck, wecked, weck buzz

badwill: Goodwill's counterpart, except you have to pay heavy prices for terrible items, and the employees treat you like absolute garbage. Often has their parking used for preemptive gang shootouts.

Ninja Dick: When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.

Sonny and Cher: Musical duo and married couple from the 1960s-70s. Their biggest hits were "I Got You Babe," "The Beat Goes On," and "Baby Don't Go." The couple produced one child Chastity Bono in 1969. They had their own variety show from 1971-1974. They divorced in 1975 and reunited as an act for a second chance on variety TV. The second stint lasted only from 1976-77 due to poor ratings and fans not appreciating being conned with the second version. Their very last performance together was back in 1987 on the David Letterman Show singing "I Got You Babe." Cher went on to being an Oscar winning actress and big recording artist. Sonny went into politics. They had a love/hate friendship until Sonny died in a skiing accident 1998 where Cher gave his eulogy. Since, Cher has been paying tribute to Sonny in concerts, TV appearances, books, and magazines articles for discovering her and having admiration for the entertainment business.

Fountain Hills: A town full of sluts. Literally the girls are used for sex. Some girls get pregnant around 16 years old. Uneducated kids that don't shit with their life. Girls here think they're hot shit and think they know everything about "love" haha. For the parents reading this don't live here. People here are dumb as shit.

Crackhound: A person who puts a glass dick in their mouth with a crackstone they stuffed down their glass dick stem and they’ll cry or suck a dick for crack

Barling: Barling is a cross between to words Babe and Darling...

facebook: WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.

spinin: Fortnite god. No bot. GOAT

brick: A LONG block of writing someone sends you in a text message -- usually very emotional, when freaking out.

brozier: A man bra, to fit the bro with boobs.

Geiger's Law: Are you or are you not bigger that it? A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.

Candad: Candad is a country in Antarctica that relies on its 14 founding pingspoofers; Skeppy, Baldboy, a6d, and 11 others for success. Candad is the 14th official name for Brazil. The National Flag of Candad is 🔰. Candad was founded 14 years ago, and its national holiday is the 14th month,of the 14th day. The nation uses 69 month, 14 day interval. The national food are Muffins.

having relations: The act of masturbating. Can be used to insult someone or embarrass them.

V-Line: A V-line is shown a males body, the deeper the V-Line the bigger the d my children 😉😏

chess-punch: A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.

pinche: Used to confuse those who do not understand spanish while you are cursing at them. Often mixed with english to provide this effect.

Bunny Kicker: An individual who sees fit to harm those of weaker physical or mental stature. Moreover, being that bunnies are among the smallest, harmless, most defenseless creatures, Bunny Kicking is the act of hurting someone or something that could never hurt you, would never want to hurt you and is vulnerable to your abuse. **Strong reference to the evaluative psychological question of torturing small animals. **Implication that the above-described mean person has issues. **Can also be used light-heartedly for the occasional mean outburst that all humans suffer from.

middle passaging: When a black female allows a white male to strip her naked and tie both her arms and legs to bed posts, under the assumption kinky sex will soon follow. But, once the Congonese temptress is suitably restrained, her white partner instead elects to drop a heinous load of excrement on her chest. After which, he refrains from untying her for a minimum of 24 hours. Effectively forcing her to both live and sleep in a bothersome mixture of foreign and domestic filth. And allowing her a small taste of the conditions her ancestors experienced many years ago on the middle passage from Africa to the New World.

Crapton: A Crapton means that it is a Shitload i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches"

PeaceShitty: A phraze used to say goodbye to an opponent that you totally owned in an online game.

B.R.A.D.: A "BRAD" is a person of very loserish social standard. He is the one becomes the talk of the town by their ridiculous and super obnoxious behavior (both in person and/or on social media mediums). A "BRAD" is most commonly know as being a worthless individual who tends to get on ones nerves. A good 72% of "BRAD's" are often lurking around at house parties, camp sites, and other low profile locations. Hanging out with a "BRAD" can and will most probably make you a "BRAD" by association. Basically, a "BRAD" is a person who a person of high social standing would associate themselves with.

LegenDiePie: Something that is equally epic or legendary to PewDiePie because pewds is a legend. Sub to him, please!

that's some news: A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead

foodgasm: This is what occurs when you are eating a particularly enticing food. You get so excited to eat it you practically orgasm, thus resulting in a foodgasm. Some instances of this may include: 1. Becoming weak in the knees 2. Eyes rolling back in head and moaning while possibly shouting "this is so fucking good!!" 3. Taste so overwhelming you have to take breaks between bites to keep from shutting your system down.

Angel Hunting: The process of seeking an alternative social and psychoneurological remedy or relaxation method by means of seeking companionship with kind, friendly, young, cordial, and beautiful opposite sex individuals who tend to provide generous, loving, and harmonious hospitality, service, and friendship; while other means of such remedy or relaxation are considered ineffective or insufficient. This is one good way to clear your head, make ends meet, or take matters into your own hands without applying any unethical factors, such as force, violence, harassment, manipulation, exploitation, etc., thereby considering this activity to be downright ethical, as long as all the rules and regulations of the activity are applied properly and correctly. Angel Hunting, thus, contains its own dos and don'ts that must be obeyed in order for any hunting to be approved or considered. For instance, you do whatever the angels you are hunting allow you to do. Even if they allow you to do many things, Angel Hunters have the right to refuse some of those permissible things or offerings in order to follow the Angel Hunter code of conduct. Please note that 'Angel Hunting' totally differs from perversion or any other form of illicit or reckless sexual activity, even if promiscuity and ladykilling are involved in it. In fact, Angel Hunters condemn all illicit or unethical acts and, instead, support the good. They also support the concept of 'social justice,' which is often the result of good angel hunting.

pulled a sage: When someone says they'll call you back but never does

Hamish: Hot,sexy,attractive and dirty minded

Homosexual: Popla, ITC Limited

you are my favorite: Payments talk for you are bloody average but it feels like you need a pep talk today

drill cheeks: The act of penetrating ones buttcheeks with a phallic object i.e. sexual intercourse

Fresh from the Crèche: meaning someone is 'young', or inexperienced at something

Testicletastic: used to describe a female that overly excites one to the point of poppage of ones male parts.

Acel: As in “Accidental Celibate”. A person who, through active lifestyle choices, have become celibate, as they are not interested in any of the actions or paths that lead to sexual intercourse. This is notably different from both being “Asexual” and an “Incel (Involuntary celibate)”. While an Acel is still sexually attracted to others, they are not interested in any of the things that would lead to them having sex. However, this is a choice they have actively made, and as such, they are not Incels.

chalga: Somebody wrote that "everybody" listens to chalga in Bulgaria. This is not true. Yes, a great deal of the people do listen to it, but that's not all of them. I suppose whoever reads this is inteligent enough to make some conclusions of his own about how meaningful a "style" of music can be, while being listened by "almost all" of a nation. Almost all, of course, means mostly bus drivers and whores...