annaloro Mug
The last name of a girl that I like. From the coast of coos bay. And I haven't been able to tell her because I'm afraid of what might happen. So this is how I will tell her if she might end up reading this. The first time I saw you I can't remember. But when I got to actually meet you in high school my heart skipped a beat. But I never grew a pair to be able to tell you i liked you. I always thought you had the most amassing personality. when I was younger I always thought telling someone you liked them was easy. But when you actually like them it's impossible to tell them. I had a full semester of talking to you, and the more and more I did the more and more I became interested in you. Then I had to move all of the sudden, I had to move and now I regret not telling you even more. So now I'm a full 500 miles away. And I still couldn't tell you. I'm scared because you get so many people telling you they like you. I am afraid that if I were to talk you I like you. You might think of me as everybody else. So I didn't want anything like our conversations together to change. Some of my most favorite conversations come from between you and I. So right now I'm starting to get a pair of balls and tell you that I liked you. If you don't feel the same I totally understand but I just don't want anything to become wierd between us. so this is how I am gonna tell you. I'm sorry I'm so late about saying it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts