Tayla Mug
The name of a young girl who is beautiful both inside and out. Whenever you are with her you feel like life can't get any better, like she is perfect, perfect enough for the both of you. She is your definition of perfect. She is kind, so kind that most people aspire to be her, or be with her. You can trust her, she is not judgemental and she will take all of your secrets to her grave. She is just waiting for the right guy and when she finds him, she will give him all of her. And more. She will the best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for. She is also a best friend. She's one of those very special people in your life. The first person you think of when you make plans. The first person you go to when you need someone to talk to. You'll call them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you're sad she'll try her hardest to cheer you up. She gives the best hugs in the world! She is a shoulder to cry on, because you know that she truly cares about you. She is the kind of person who would take a bullet for you, because it would be too painful to watch you get hurt. She's amazing with kids and the parents too. She isn't afraid to talk to people because she believes that everyone deserves at least one chance. She is purely amazing. She's Tayla.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother