Rebekah Mug
A biblical name yet very deceptive. At first sight you think beauty, innocence, nurturing. Rebekah will go to your ass without remorse. She's sarcastic, mouth like a sailor, will make you regret waking up that morning, but still you can't quit looking at her, she somehow makes you crave her. The "reb", is short for rebel. She doesn't walk a straight line, rebellious, as long as the cause is harmless. She fears authority or getting caught. Shes on that nigga time, Always late, but worth the wait. She's a ride or die, she'll have your back but if you ever cross her, you better watch your's. Beautiful, charming. If you're lucky enough to have a chance with her, it's because she's been watching you and saw you coming, long before you got the courage to ask. Beware, she keeps guard. If crossed, angered or threatened she has unrivaled defenses and a just as deadly offense. She will hit you in places you didn't know existed. Amazing sex, she comes out as shy but by the end you"ll be fucking like wild animals, aggressive, choking, slapping, pulling hair, filthy mouth telling you to give her all that dick mother fucker!
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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