HNCV Mug
Stands for the "Human Netflix and Chill Virus". It's a unique disease that occurs only when having sex with someone while having Netflix in the background. The Netflix movie releases particles into your sex hormones in your body which causes you to just want more of it. Fortunately, if you were to engage intercourse with someone with this disease, it cannot be passed on unless if Netflix is in the background. And 99.420% of the time, they'll do everything they can to get Netflix in the background. Some side effect may include the following: - Forcing your sex organisms in your body to want even more sex even against your will. This means that you end up doing Netflix and Chill at least 10 times a day. - Attacks your immune system, which does nothing because it gives you immunity to every disease including HIV, HPV, and herpes. You also never age. - A never-ending boner - Creates a sent that wires the brains of girls to pursue you within a 4 mile radius This can only happen by watching Netflix and engaging intercourse with Netflix in the background. Watching any similar software while having intercourse is a solution to prevent the STD. Watching Netflix without intercourse is another way to avoid this STD. Once you have it, it cannot be cured. We've tested every single element combination from the periodic table ever possible and not one of them cures HNCV.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation