trogdor Mug
Trogdor, The Ultimate Dragon of complete and total obliterative awesome burnination. Trogdor was born when Strong Bad recieved an e-mail, however to his dismay this e-mail was not sent to him from a female. It was sent by from Kaiser from California. Kaiser wanted to know if he could draw a dragon to see his skills of an artist. Strong Bad accepted this incredible feat to prove to the world that he could in fact draw a dragon. He started with an "s" and a more different "s", then made a top mark on a long "v" then added some legs and some arms and then decided he needed to start over because it didn't look "natural". He started with the same style, "s" more differet "s" and closed it up real nice at the top there. He then used consumate "v"'s to give him teeth, spiketies, and angry eyebrows. He then put on some wings, so he could be a "wingaling" dragon. Then he added some fire and some smoke, and put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. Then He beheld Trogdor in all his majesty. He then checked on his other students. He yelled at Coach Z for not using conummate "v"s and his lack of knowing majesty if it jumped up and bit him in the face. Strong Mad just simply carved the word "Dragon" into the table. And if the "r" in dragon is clicked you see Homsar. Then strong sad improves on Strong Bad's methods. Then Strong Bad improves them even further by lighting Strong Sad's drawing on fire with his trusty BMW lighter. Thus Trodor struck again. Then Trogdor's theme song was born. It goes "TROOOGDOOOOOORRR!!!! TROGDOOOOORRRRR!!!! Trogdor was a man....well....maybe he was a dragon man.....well.....maybe he was just a..dragon....but he was still TROGDOOOOORR!!!!! TROGDOOOOORR!!!!! Burninating the countryside. Burninating the Peasants. Burninating all the people in their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!! AND THE TROGDOR HE COMES IN THE NIIIIIGHHTT!!!!!" Apparently Trogdor used to be a man, then a dragon/man hybrid, then just and descicivly a dragon. When dealing with Trogdor, one must always make sure they have an item that is capable of swording and/or arrowing. Trogdor also stars in an arcade game located on homestarrunner.com. In this game you are Trogdor, and you run around squishifying peasants in order to be able to burninate their cottages, however you must dodge to pointy swordity death of the evil knights who wish to ceace your incredible fun of doom, you must also avoid the arrows from the arrowers who also wish to end said fun. Trogdor has many natural habitats such as, hats, t-shirts, socks, likenesses of himself, but mostly the internet.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother