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CREEP Definition #2 A CREEP is ANYONE, Male or Female, with Icky or Undesirable Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #3). A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPS #2 5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events. 6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Their Balls While Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date. 7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes. 8. Guys who tell you How Great They Are at Martial Arts, so they CAN TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses Who Tell You how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them. 10. All Swingers. 11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age. 12. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church. 13. Women who shave their Eyebrows & have them Tattooed on. 14. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes. 15. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other. 16. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair. 17. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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