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cock bearer Mug

Normally the cock bearer appears perfectly plain and featureless, but when heated between the legs of a fiery female it becomes apparent that the cock was underestimated. Between the females legs a fiery uncontainable eruption happens. A drawing of the eruption appears in Book I, Chapter 2 of The Ordinary Life, "The Bearer of the cock has been born". Another inscription appears in Book II, Chapter 6, "The Council of Bearers", where an inscription is read by Hansel Awsh hazg durlatalûm, asz hamg gitbamul, asz hazg dhrakutumûk, agz buhzan-ashi khampatul. Cock Bearer inscription: These words, in the Hammoth Speech of Shriek, are physically painful to women, and all other females who hear them. The inscription uses the Pastu Characters (Farsi) because all forms of writing Hansel describes at that time were invented by the men of old age. Roughly translated, they mean: "One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them; One cock to bring them all and in the darkn-puss bind them." The entire poem reads: “ Three cocks for the Motherless-queens under the sky, Seven for the Slut-lords in their halls of breasts, Nine for Mortal women doomed to fuck, One for the Dark mistress on her dark puss In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie. One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them, One cock to bring them all and in the dark-puss bind them In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie." More to in "Example"

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

it was great 💀

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Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S. Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
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Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23
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