Hyporukiaemia [hi·po·ru·key·me·a] Mug
☛hi·po·ru·key·me·a ☛ A medical condition primarily caused when the person is insufficiently in the presence of a Rukiyah. In medical terms, Hypo is regarded as 'low concentrations of' -The term 'Ruk' is abbreviated from the name Rukiyah. -The term -aemia is a noun denoting that a substance is present in the blood. ☛ Hyporukaemia consists both of emotional and physical withdrawal symptoms. Symptoms include: -Hyperventilation -Palpitations -Restlessness -Poor concentration -Depression -Sweating -Tremor -Muscle tension -Difficulty breathing More fatal symptoms may include: -Hallucinations -Strokes/Heart attacks -Seizures -DTs ☛Treatments -The cure to this illness has puzzled doctors for many decades. Upon great funding and research it has been deduced that there is only one known possible cure to hyporukaemia and that is to be in the presence of Rukiyah. s (listed above). Rukiyah is a prescription drug, rare to Europe, but more common in North Africa. One has been documented in Ireland, Europe. As this drug is scarce, patients whom have not recovered from this permanently suffer a majority of the emotional/physical symptom. Since 1994, The government funded many projects to look for suitors as a possible husband for Rukiyah. To this day, none yet, have been successful. Until the Rukiyah is married and regenerating, more treatments will be available in the future.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!