Snobsdale
A cynical but sometimes realistic mocking of the name for a somewhat successful bit of gentrification known as Scottsdale, AZ. "Snobsdale" has gained it's title by having both a name that was just asking for it and a population of people who have been completely invaded by commercialism, suburban sprawl, and completely cut off from the real world. If you were to visit Scottsdale, AZ you would probably arrive at sky harbor airport. It would been wise to stick to the highways on the way to scottsdale, the 101 loop will get you there quick while enabling you to cruise high above the Maze of apartment buildings, gas stations, department stores, fast food restaurants, and bars. Before long you will arrive in alternate dimension where there are all the things you would see in the lower class areas but much much nicer. The fast food places have artwork, grocery stares have wood floors and are fully stocked and decorated for every holiday. There is also no racism in "snobsdale" everyone gets there own Latino person to clean there 25 room house; black, white, asian, indian whoever. But it's not like the population isn't at least 97% white. Scottsdale residents love their own community, the hundreds of giant churches are testament to that. Scottsdale residents are so dedicated to their community that they really don't know what going on elsewhere and can't be "forced" to save the crumbling public infrastructure in their state unless in has to do with scottsdale.
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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