Trick Shout Mug
TIPS ABOUT TRICK SHOUTING PART ONE THE TRICKS_____Try for a warm, sunny, dry day. This will pump the number of desirable targets up considerably. Joggers and dog walkers are the best, as well as clumps of kids. Clumps are found commonly at strip malls and 7-11. Once you find a target get ready for PART TWO. PART TWO STRATEGY_____After a target is selected, make sure all of the windows in your vehicle are rolled down. Next, wait until the moment that you are passing your target, turn your head toward them, and yell “Trick”. This yell is best suited for a deep yell, rather than a high scratchy one. All to many people make the mistake of screaming it like a girl. Sustain your loud, deep yell for two seconds. In a car with a large number of people the strategy is the same, except a countdown is a good idea: 3-2-1 (for pacing) and finally “TRICK!”. This works well. If someone is doing a poor job you may assign them a new word, such as “get the hell out of the car” Then, yell “TRICK!” at them. PART FOUR Trick shouting may possible have a detrimental effect on society, although this idea is fanciful and unproved. It is this belief that makes many people embarrassed after the have executed PARTS one and two. Trick shouting is nothing bad, and you need to realize that instead of feeling bad, you should feel proud! Think of it as community service with none of the convicts. After you hit a trick turn to look at them. Some will wave with a finger, and, if you’re lucky, may shout back (I have only had a return shout happen once). In all, there are many things to consider when TRICK SHOUTING. Be reasonable. You are out there to have fun, and to return a little bit of what you have taken from society—nothing.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother