Brock
An irreversibly greatly flawed discard thrown away from the creator accidentally becomes alive. Biologically entitled to be a man yet is in literature an object/tool/muff douche/muff cabbage. Its immediate presence redefines 2 distinctive human nature into 3: good and evil... and retarded. Constantly pisses anyone with functional CAHONE off, to no end, by claiming it's a man. Physically resembles Goofie up to 90 %, with "exceptionally large feet" quoted by Goofie though. It also differs from Goofie by the following facts: - Goffie doesn't go around to tell peeps he makes $23/hour (actually $22 after rounding), - Goofie doesn't repeatedly claims he has a New York City down there and, - Goofie doesn't stress about how often he gets numbers from horny phat people. - Not scientifically proven but it is well believed that it can fly with Dumbo in the rainbowy sky with its feet in paddling motion. Mentally resembles a princess. -Her royal highness gets mental vortex when a open driveway spot is taken. -Her royal highness gets mental catastrophe when people say they believe in common sense. -Her royal highness weeps in relatively high pitch when one tells her not to slam the door. -Her royal highness gets a major migrant, ironically, when one tells her to relax. -The migrant suddenly disappears when a phat person comes over and gives her a phone number.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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