Brock
An irreversibly greatly flawed discard thrown away from the creator accidentally becomes alive. Biologically entitled to be a man yet is in literature an object/tool/muff douche/muff cabbage. Its immediate presence redefines 2 distinctive human nature into 3: good and evil... and retarded. Constantly pisses anyone with functional CAHONE off, to no end, by claiming it's a man. Physically resembles Goofie up to 90 %, with "exceptionally large feet" quoted by Goofie though. It also differs from Goofie by the following facts: - Goffie doesn't go around to tell peeps he makes $23/hour (actually $22 after rounding), - Goofie doesn't repeatedly claims he has a New York City down there and, - Goofie doesn't stress about how often he gets numbers from horny phat people. - Not scientifically proven but it is well believed that it can fly with Dumbo in the rainbowy sky with its feet in paddling motion. Mentally resembles a princess. -Her royal highness gets mental vortex when a open driveway spot is taken. -Her royal highness gets mental catastrophe when people say they believe in common sense. -Her royal highness weeps in relatively high pitch when one tells her not to slam the door. -Her royal highness gets a major migrant, ironically, when one tells her to relax. -The migrant suddenly disappears when a phat person comes over and gives her a phone number.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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