Renderman Mug
An all black, ghost-like figure that appears in the building game Blockland. Renderman got his start as nothing more than a floating ˚Д˚ face implemented around halloween 2011, the face itself would only appear on dark maps, and would only appear for a brief second before vanishing. However, that brief glimpse of a floating, disembodied head kicked the imagination of some players into overdrive, these players gave the floating face the name "Renderman". The legacy of Renderman was taken to the next level when a user named chrisbot6 created the Renderman mod, a mod which made renderman more than just a disembodied face. The mod made renderman similar to, but not the same as, slender man due to the fact that renderman would eventually hunt down the player, while a wide variety of frightening sounds would play, from creaks and groans to loud demonic banging. At first, the players had no way of knowing when renderman would strike, however this was remedied in later versions of the mod when the Renderman detector was added. The mod saw further additions, such as the Glitch gun and special bricks, all of which would allow players to defend themselves, and postpone the inevitable, but no matter what players tried, renderman would all get them in the end. However, some users believe renderman to be more than just a piece of coding from a mod, some players claim to have seem him outside of the mod, in places where he shouldn't be...
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother