Medway Mug
Medway, Massachusetts. Sometimes referred to as cowtown or deadway. 97% white. Population around 14,000 and located southwest of Boston. There are cows, horses, and like, 2 black people. Typical family has 2 kids and a dog. Moms drive honda pilots and volvos. Past times of teens include getting wasted at the "hippie fields" during the summer, but the cops finally caught on so that's over. On any given half-day during the year you will find swarms of middle schoolers hanging out at "the plaza". The ugg wearing teeny boppers love getting caramel frapps from starbucks while their boyfriends who sometimes think they're ghetto or something loiter outside of McDonalds (meanwhile horses roam in the distance) Kids complain about the lack of raging parties, so they are forced to get drunk with 10 other people in a basement and then smoke large amounts of weed. People are not stuck up like nearby Medfield, but not scummy like Bellingham. Rival Holliston is pretty much the exact same place as Medway but with a better football team. The high school is brand new, and there's even a friggin bank in the lobby. Why? No one knows. Oh, and there's Szechuan Garden, which is fuckin awesome!
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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