iPad Mug
The electronic tampon (commonly referred to as an iPad) is a very crappy sanitary napkin for women with web browsing capabilities. The tampon should not be confused with a real computer, as computers actually have a keyboard, an x86 or x86_64 processor and upgradability. The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either don't know how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer. The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software developers like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS. The tampon does have one good use, as a woman's sanitary napkin.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane