Molly Marie Bell
The greatest girl that you will ever meet. She is shy at first, but once she does talk to you, it will be special. There is nothing that this girl cannot do. She is simply and utterly perfect in every way. She often goes for guys who are not on her level, but that is okay as one will come along who is just right. His name will most likely be Alex. If things go right, they will be together forever. If, however, they don't, both parties will have the most miserable of lives. Besides all of this, Molly is one girl who much of the world will miss out on. If you know her and you don't appreciate her, you are blind, mentally ill, or just simply a stupid and stubborn person. She is the most beautiful girl you will find in all of the world. No one person will ever match her personality. Amazing does not even begin to describe her. She does not think as highly of herself as most think of her. She is kind, caring, loving, smart, cute, ambitious, precarious, clever, and trustworthy. Thank you, Molly Marie Bell. Thank you for everything that you do. You will have a successful life and if things go right, at the end you will die with dignity, peace, and the last name: Old. You are loved by many... but no one loves you as much as your true love. Alex will always love you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers

Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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