Niko Mug
"Niko" To be loved by a man in an unforgettable, unsurvivable way. A Niko isn't just a man, he is a mystery. His scent is mesmerizing, maybe like wind on a raining storming night but hard to define, which makes it even more captivating. Niko holds your face in his hands looking so deeply into your eyes that it goes to your soul. He does this while he makes love to you, making you feel like you are the most precious beautiful creature he has ever touched. He can fuck you for hours like a reckless caveman too. His naked body is perfect, beautiful, sexy and works every time. He has boundless imagination and energy in the bedroom. Niko will never be unfaithful to you. If a sexy woman is talking to him, He'll pull you close and introduce you as his girlfriend. Anytime you are with Niko is a sweet time, watching TV, cooking together or having sex, It's all magical--all of it. A Niko hides pretty foiled covered chocolates in your coat pockets in the winter. You find them in the most unexpected times, each time it stops you cold and makes your heart almost hurt, it's so damn sweet. He sends cookies in the mail for your sick dog. Niko makes his woman feel more beautiful than she really is, because he sees her that way. When you make love with Niko you fall into a heavenly state that you'll never see again with anyone else. He is a great love, a big love, a giant unforgettable, soul melting, irreplaceable love. If you lose your Niko, he will haunt your days and nights.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”