Guido
Real guidos are from Westechester, the Bronx (morris park, Fordham), Yonkers, etc. Guidos like to spend their time getting swole at the gym, tanning, and driving around in their whip (usually a black or white bmw, acura, camaro, or cadillac). Clubbing is a huge part of guido culture. Guidos love house music and frolicing and fist pumping at the clubs (Pacha, Surf Club, etc.) A lot of guidos are usually in relationships with their guidette counterpart. Italian girls make the best girlfriends. Many guidos find work at gyms or at family related businesses, such as pizzerias or family restaurants, and of course, at tanning salons (Hollywood tans). Guidos can be some of the most loyal people you will ever meet, just don't double cross them or you'll have bigger prolems to worry about. The guido appearance is very distinct; usually shop at express, armani exchange, ed hardy, tapout, affliction, true religion, lacoste, burberry. Guidos always have nice designer jeans and freshly ironed button downs. Guidos usually wear nike air maxs in either all white or all black, or all white reeboks, air force 1s, puma sneakers, timberland boots. A guido might sport a velour tracksuit. Most wear figaro or mariner chains with either a cross, or an Italian horn. Grooming is very important. They go tanning, get their eyebrows waxed, wear cologne (armani code) and either have a blowout haircut, fohawk, or closely cut hair. Guidos will do anything for their family and friends.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
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