Benjamin Mug
An exuberantly distinguished name to be bestowed on a man of tremendous stature. The recipient of such a name will squash his incompetently anointed peers with ease. This ease will be witnessed in all facets of the Benjamin's life. If Benjamin wants to become a scientist, he will become the first to go to mars. If Benjamin wants to become a football player, he will make Barry Sanders look like a small child. If Benjamin wants to become a writer, he will become the primary source of news, leisure, and the most accurate profit of horoscopes in the history of man. If Benjamin ever orders an escort, the woman will instead offer to pay him when she shows up. These are the fruits of the most singly acclaimed and illustriously renowned word in any of the 6500 spoken languages of the world. The ownership of this title is often debated with the AOS (Association of Steves, Steve), but the BBB (Bafflingly Bodacious Bens) have since disproved the obnoxiously misunderstood claims of the Steves.
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane