Kelsey Renee Mug
A beautiful girl in every aspect. Kelsey Renee is usually intelligent, dazzling, amazing, blue eyed, beautiful, smart, sexy, hilarious girl will make you smile everytime you see her. A Kelsey Renee is cooler than your average friend and loves green, hot guys, and gum. She always wants what's best for you and will do anything to give it to you. Gets distracted easily by shiny, slivery things. Very musically talented and always has to have something to do with music going on with her life. Sometimes can be shy, but most of the time she is very out-going. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet and has a extremely kinky side. She likes play fighting which is one of her many ways to flirt with you. She can look like she is the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. She is an amazing kisser, and well always try something new. she likes forceful and surprise kisses. She is a very affectionate and loves touching the people she loves. She always has something on her mind and is always worry about something. She is easy to get along with and everybody loves her because she never try to hurt anyone intentionally. She can sometimes care to much which can get her into trouble and can cause her to get a broken heart. Remember her because she'll be widely known soon. If you ever fall in love with a Kelsey Renee don't ever let her go.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother