sharkicorn Mug
an extremely rare and majestic mythological creature which is the offspring of the unholy union of a shark and a unicorn. such a mating will only result in conception when the act occurs under a rare double rainbow. sharkicorns resemble great white sharks, but their skin is metallic silver and a glorious golden horn sprouts from the forehead. many sharkicorns opt to sport a tattoo of the letters BGS, bitches get stitches. sharkicorns are far more intelligent than sharks and more magical than unicorns. the sharkicorn communicates telepathically, and are believed to be masters of mind control. it is a well known fact that sharkicorns fart glitter, and the fart of a sharkicorn is the most potent aphrodisiac in the world. basically, sharkicorn trumps everything. the sharkicorn was first spotted in martha's vineyard in the summer of 1983, but had not been seen since until the summer of 2011 when a glorious sharkicorn appeared to the three musketeers of crazy and sent them on their most important mission ever: to educate the world about the majestic, glorious SHARKICORN! *interesting trivia* the original lyrics to the hit '80s song were, in fact, NOT ""chake khan, chaka khan, lemme love you chaka khan", but rather "sharkicorn, sharkicorn, lemme love you sharkicorn". also a term used in roller derby to describe scoring 35 points in a single jam.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right