mason Mug
once you meet a mason your life will change forever.. if he decides he wants to be with you, he makes you feel like a princess + that your the luckiest girl alive..he will make you smile all the time with all the sweet things he says and you can fall for a mason very quickly. He will do everything to make you feel special and has the most gorgeous eyes and the cutest smile..kissing him is magical and every moment you spend with him you wish could last forever and ever.. all those hugs from behind.. before you know it you feel like your in love and life seems amazing.. until one day he decides he doesnt want to be with you anymore, and once you lose a mason come alot of tears+ heart break.. you feel worthless and you would do anything to have him back..the next time you see him he tells you there is a chance you can still get back together but then changes his mind again.. once all of this has happened you realise he is a player and doesnt really care for you..then he will completley block you from his life and its all over. i still think about the times i had with him+ i wish i could have him back with all my heart.. so if you ever meet a mason.. make sure you dont let him go.. because if you do, its hell :'(
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!