Kieren
A name for a Maltese boy who is like a god to everyone around him. He is fit, and a great runner. Some believe that he will one day become famous or win a medal. He is intelligent, funny, good looking, just amazing all around. His perfect match is normally someone close-ish to him, but not too close. Maybe someone who hasn't been in his life as long as some others have. He should keep his close friends close. Two girls will try to enter his life that will not be good for him. He must stay out of these girls' way, because they are no-good sluts. For all he knows, they are the girls that sit on his table at work or school. ^About his perfect match, she will not appeal to him at first. He might reject her at first. Kieren's are commonly known to become friends before becoming closer. It is advised that Kieren's do not date anyone close to them. People starting with these letters are not advised to be dating a Kieren: D,Y,A,E,N,J,M. Kieren will do well in school because he is smart and has high hopes. He should bring the ones he treasures most with him. Kieren should stay close to his class and work mates, especially the ones that truly get him. (Eg. Girls that have liked him, close guy-friends)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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