gaddafi Mug
he ruled Libya for 42 yrs and in that time squandered the oil/wealth for himself and his disgusting spawn. he changed the national flag to a green flag and introduced "the green book"... apparently his favorite color was green. he chose to live in a tent and traveled to different locations to avoid being followed...he had a serious case of paranoia. he denied the people freedom of speech. Speaking of which, his speeches were ALWAYS lengthy and rambly. he insisted becoming the king of Africa & Arab world... perhaps he was too humble to admit to the entire world. Clearly he was delusional and lost all grasps of reality. In 1975, he conducted public hangings of political activists and anyone who spoke out against his regime. he then dragged the dead bodies via rope and car thru the town in order to set an example to the others. he killed a confirmed 1,500 prisoners in Abu Salim prison--most of whom were political activists. following the events of Tunis and Egypt, the Libyans gathered on February 17, 2011. he attempted to wipe out any anti-gaddafi protesters via outside mercenaries from South Africa, guns and air force. Most-if not all-of the country is Anti-gaddafi. He underestimated the power of the people. *Note: Past tense was intentionally used in this because it's only a matter of days before this power-trippin motherfucker goes down. Furthermore, the "g" in gaddafi and "h" in he is intentionally lower case to emphasize the lack of respect this fool gets.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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