meat curtains Mug
a common deformity among females of the filthy whore variety, meat curtains refer to the extreme excess of outer vaginal skin. Often as a result of fucking anything that'll fuck you back, the outer labial get stretched to the point of no return causing the vagina to resemble an axe wound. Often these foul creatures who bear this particular self induced deformity like to decieve you into thinking that they are clean and nice by choosing cute little monikers like Valerie Hunter, Better than Botox, and female doppleganger.... This last moniker should be your clue that these are not real women but monsters that once were women and if they had as many cocks on the outside as they had on their inside, they would look like porcupines. So beware gentlemen, this is one hole that if you stick your penis in, you may never get it back.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!