667 Dark Avenue Mug
At asoue.proboards.com lurks an obsessive community of Lemony Snicket worshippers. The site was created by the mysterious Tragedy, mysterious in the sense that no one has any idea who he/she/it is and most are desperate to know what resides in he/she/it's pants. The site was created by this mysterious being, whom many members consider the alpha and the omega, the creator of all things, so these fans can endlessly discuss A Series of Unfortunate Events. Many notorious members include: BSam:-Hilarity just falls out of every one of his orifices. Dante- the father of all knowledge. Sixteen- Who seems to be romantically involved with everyone on the site. Trikip- A backlog of weird I.P address impersonators surround this 'person'. Emma Squalor- Would say Hannah Montanna was talented if she posted on the site. Fancy: Queen of 667. No one is really sure why. Songbird (or is it freebird)- The most bossy moderator. Sherry Ann- who seems a lot older than her 1000years. It is widely acknowledged that Sherry Ann was around before the creation of the universe or even matter itself. Hermes- The heir of Dante, gains Dante's title when Dante passes on. Many murder plots have been organised, as get none successful. That sneaky Dante. MyKindEditor- Seemed promising at first, has dwindled somewhat. Tiago Squalor- 667's most flamboyant member, is currently writing the sequel to ASOUE. Freebird (or is it songbird)- Er, yh. Join the community today! Or not, good choice.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy