Muslim Mug
A tired, abused soul. Goes to high school daily with the fear of being called terrorist. His/her religion teaches the notion of religious and ethnic tolerance, so this person sits quietly and takes it as the entire class tells this person to go back to their country. Takes the blame for 9/11 and other bombings, and is easily a target for bullies. Has never seen and/or held a gun, let alone a bomb. Is hesitant to reveal his ethnicity or religion when asked by the teacher. Arabic is the universal language for Muslims, just like Latin is the mother language of Christianity. After years of trying to learn the difficult language, this person is persecuted for sounding "like a terrorist" when he prays. Idiots tell this person to go praise "Allah," when really they are unaware that Allah is Arabic for God, the same God that monotheists pray to. This person stays true to his religion, no drinking, no gambling, and no eating pork, even when it's the only thing being served in the cafeteria. This person has tolerated numerous persecutions and insults popularized by the media. This person has to pay the price daily, for what a radical pseudo-intellectual nauratic named Osama Bin Laden and his group did in the name of their religion. This person is abhorred by the entire country for his religion, and he has no shame in it.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy