cougar mud sprinkler
it is the act of renting a house in a bum fucked town of inbreds. During a routine rental house inspection the real estate agent comes round and turns out to be a fucking hot cougar in need of a good pummelling in the vaginal region by the two male tenants. The hot cougar gets quite randy and procedes to take one of the male tenants to thier bathroom to checkout the so called leaky tap in the bathroom. unable to control the urge to keep her clothes on, the cougar rips her gear off to unleash her massive norks and perfectly maintained pussy to the male tenant.upon her request to fulfil her sexual desires you procede to shit all over her chest as she lies on the floor. the cougar then procedes to use the solid part of the shit to use upon herself as a dildo in her ass. While dildoing herself with solid part the shit she manages to catch the runnier part of the shit with a tupperware container. Supplying the cougar withy a large straw she can now suck the runny left6 over shit into her mouth use the runny shit to push out through her gappy drug ridden fucked teeth all over your balls as you jack off to her dirty sex activities
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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