Gawthorne Mug
The Alfa male of the group, which usually consists of having a massive pulsating slong. He may be known to his peers as the (Tripod) or the man with the fucking huge horse cock!. He has many eroctic stories & fetishes, that he shares intimately with his friends in a manor were he strokes your leg gently while whispering it into your ear. He is known as the (ultimate cougar hunter), equipped with the ultimate essentials: Enormous penis (veiny as the milfs love to run there tongues down his knob), tight Bronze Abdominals & also a petruding veiny monster beneath his pants, & finally firm buns straight from the oven for her to effectively give him the perfect Rim Job while there still warm. His Milf catching technique is quite peculiar as he the captures milfs with an elongated cum shot lasso. Which efficiently holds the unsuspected milf around her arse & clitoris, this also loosen's her up as the jizz seep through her thong & gradually lubricates her already wet pussy. She is probaly already wet because the sight of him would make the milf run round the corner just to strum her clitar and fundamentally ejaculate her female juices all over herself while lactating into her own mouth. The Gawthorne may also be known as an abercrombie model as he is often mistaken for the likes of brad pitt in the movie Troy! His signature trait is leaving huge dumps in people pools but unfortunately will always been caught on tape! ohh and he is a compulsive Masturbator!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
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