LOVE Mug
Explaining love is one of the hardest thing a human can do. Maybe the reason this is so, is because no one is really sure what love is. I will try my best, to describe love, from what i do know. It's a feeling like no other. And when you are inlove, nothing matters. TRUE love, isn't based on gender, race, age, etc. You can love anybody but; It's all about that one person, who you honestly can't live without. They are always on your mind. You can't stop thinking about them. Sometimes you'll think of a special moment between you and your true love, and smile out of nowhere. The reason they say love is blind is because when you love somebody, you see nothing but perfect. There are no flaws in that one person, they are beautiful no matter what. You see the rest of your life with them, and you can't imagine yourself with anybody else. You get butterflies when they say simple things, that mean a lot. You find yourself worrying about losing them, because you have no idea what you would do without them. They complete you. You cherish every moment you spend with them. You can talk on the phone for hours, and never run out of things to talk about. TRUE love is when they don't need to unbutton your shirt to see your heart. People say love is miserable. But that isn't love. That is the horrible feeling you get after LOSING love. The truth is, love can hurt. Yet everybody needs it. And when you have it, it's the best thing in the world.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. Itβs quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful itβs so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug π
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts