Crimsonette Flag Corps Mug
The Crimsonette Flag Corps is a group of teenage girls who attend East Providence High School. They wear tiny uniforms made up of 10 pounds of sequins and white go-go boots. They're job is to make the Townie Marching Band look pretty and add some piz-azz to the half time show. Some of the girls maybe be stuck up, egotistical byotches, but others are down to earth sweethearts with the teams best interest at heart. The team is made up of about 17 girls that try out in a week long session in May. Any girl can try out for this team, as long as they attend the high school. The Crimsonettes are looked upon as spirited and fun ladies who bring more pep to football games than the cheerleaders ever could. it is a known fact that the Townie Football Team wins more games with the Townie Band and Crimsonette Flag Corps present. They don't need sort skirts and pom-poms to bring out the best in their school, even though their skirts are short and pom-poms are sometimes shared by the cheerleaders. These girls are masters with poles...flag poles that is. They can do all sorts of moves that could easily cause injury to themselves and others around them. Band kids are easily mesmerized by their talents and usually ask to be taught some other the moves in the routines. Crimsonettes = amazingness<3
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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