Lindzzz Mug
Lindz is definitely a party person. Shes outgoing funny always up for trying something new. Great laugh adorable and very lovable. Lindz will often get anything she wants. Lindz is EXTREMELY beautiful! Has an amazing body and usually makes every girl within a 20 mile radius jealous. Her eyes are her best feature. They are amazingly beautiful and tend to change color. She is creative smart army strong hooah and charming. Shes the kind of person you would be sitting with in jail laughing about the nights adventures. She is good at giving advice and can pull through hard times with a smile. She gives everyone a chance even if they dont deserve it. Cute and romantic, wraps guys around her finger in seconds. If you go out with Lindz be careful to bring her back in one piece. Watch out this girl can become extremely frisky; tends to make every night an unforgettable adventure. Although Lindz parties hard at night she always repents the next day; will surely end up being the perfect wife mother and role model. Lindz somehow always manages to make you believe and have hope when you feel that everything was lost. She can make you smile even when things are so shitty it seems like you will never be happy again. Shes the one you get in trouble with and the one who helps you get out of it again. You can always depend on her no matter what time it is. She catches you when you fall and wont let go. Lindz truly is a great person hardcore partyer and bestest friend.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother