snizel Mug
snizel, weather formation , snow , sleet and freezing rain at the same time.Snizel is common in the southern portions of the country , not cold enough to make real snow but cold enough to coat roads and power lines with copious amounts of ice. It is claimed by the drivers of these areas the snizel is more dangerous to drive on than snow , but the hazard is compounded by the fact that drivers in these areas are also know to be complete retards at driving. It is possible to predict snizel with out seeing the first weather forecast. If you go to the grocery store the shelves will be completely devoid of bread milk and eggs. People who live in snizel prone ares are also known to be highly excitable.Which may be the reason for the higher incidents of vehicle accidents during a snizel event. The highway safety council has come up with new recommendations for highway safety for snizel events. 1. Remove the battery from your car, and give it to your neighbor. 2. Get out the booze and get knee walking commode hugging drunk. 3 when the hang over is done the roads will be clear of snizel.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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