Livonia Mug
A city in livonia whose population has been steadily decreasing since the 1970's because as scientific studies have shown, it is tied with Antarctica the most boring place on earth, although many residents will argue that living in Antarctica is far more badass. There are 3 high schools in the LPS system (where having kids at your graduation is considered cool): Stevenson: Everyone at this school thinks theyre the shit cause they come from "rich livonia" which is about as rich as Rich and Rare whiskey. they usually have a decent yet overrated hockey/football team and are known for talking excessive shit while running up their parents credit card debt. They had a nasty herpes outbreak in the 90s and continue to have most of the blood from their blood drive rejected due to STDs. Havin kids at graduation makes u cool Churchill: The "in the middle" school. its not much more exciting than the city itself. their football team hasnt won a game in 78564 years (yet stevenson still gets a big ego booster from beating them) and their hockey was good but now it sucks Franklin: Ohh boy This school has almost as high of standards as Clarenceville. nobody here makes more than 5 dollars a decade but they still manage to get fucked up every weekend. There was a fight there a few years back where a kid was airlifted to u of m (a place that no student of that school will ever attend) but not much came of it except street cred. Shitty/cheap drugs are easy to get at franklin
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother