Chris
HIS NAME IS CHRIS HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS IF YOU'RE TALKING SMACK DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR SO BEWARE IT MAY STINK A BIT HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE? HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN HIS DICK IS SO SMALL HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS OUR STORY IS COMING AN END JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND NEVER TALK TO CHRIS OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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