Chris
HIS NAME IS CHRIS HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS IF YOU'RE TALKING SMACK DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR SO BEWARE IT MAY STINK A BIT HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE? HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN HIS DICK IS SO SMALL HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS OUR STORY IS COMING AN END JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND NEVER TALK TO CHRIS OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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