Padadger Mug
Padadger- is a random erection (boner) that can happen to males while they go through puberty and can happen at anytime, even at times without any sort of sexual implications. It can be used in situations to replace the words random boner. Using this word can make it easy, nearly non-embarrassing , and can be fun to use for conversations regarding the subject of the random erection. Origin of Padadger- two soldiers sitting in a shop in Irag we'll say "R" and "Z". "R" and "Z" are talking amongst each other and one of the topics is the random erection. The conversation is changed shortly. "R" begins drawing randomly on a white out board. The result of this drawing was a horribly drawn face of a witch or cowboy. "R" turns his head and looks to "Z" and says "Look at what i drew". "Z" only half paying attention and half talking begins to look confused. "Z" looks at "R" and says "Padadger?" "R" repeats himself and adds on "Padadger thats about as random as a boner." The two individuals put two and two together and thus the word Padadger was born to mean the random boner.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother