Night Timing International Mug
The name of the rapidly growing organization that is known for Night Timing. Started in Atlantic County, NJ in September 2008 by 4 members, it has grown to become a popular group for the concept of going out at night and having a good time. For minors, the popular method of sneaking out occurs when one does not have permission of the legal guardians in order to meet up with fellow Night Timers. NTI now consist of many more members. In order for one to be approved for the group, one must be DTF aka Down To Fuck which means willing to be cool and going out with the rest of the group without any Bitch-Ass-Ness. If some one is not willing to cooperate or drops out of the group, they are sure to expect a mean Forking. and if they dont have a lawn then Egging to their windows may occur. NOTE: One may be Honorably Discharged of the group which means no penalty if one gets in trouble by the legal guardians due to Night Timing. This has happened to a few members. One has been caught due to a failure to remove a ladder next to the window which the parent concluded precisely that he snuck out. One has also been caught making too much noise sneaking back into their respective house and also arriving home incredibly late or past sunrise.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother