Maddie Mug
The type of girl you can goofle because of: 1. her corckiness 2. her happiness (how i see you) 3. her honesty 4. how she cares how others feel 5. her humor 6. her seriousness, yet your still fun 7. her trustfulness 8. her talent to sing 9. how i feel when i talk to her 10. her eyes, delicate and blue, (she doesn't need a mood ring) 11. how she reacts to what happens to her 12. how she tries to understand people's ways 13. her intelligence 14. how she doesn't care about popularity 15. her kindness 16. her openness 17. how stubborn she is sometimes, she stands up for what you believe in 18. how she cares about your friends 19. how she loves her family (how close she is to them) (at least from what it sounds like) 20. her bravery 21. how she want to understand what i tell her 22. how close she is to friends 23. how random she can be sometimes 24. how she's not afraid to speak her mind (at least with me) 25. how my message didn't change our friendship (it didn't get worse) 26. how she need a list to show her why i would goofle her 27. how she will talk about anything 28. how she doesn't lie 29. how she tries not to curse 30. what she finds funny 31. how immature she is, yet she can still be mature 32. how words are just pathetic tries to describe someone as amazing as her
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts