Japildo Mug
A male dildo used primarily on the japeye (visible part of the male urethra) and enjoyed by 87% of the male population (COSMO Poll: March 2007 Japildo Craze Sweeps Nation). A japildo can be described as a thin streamlined object to be used for the purpose of ecstactic pleasuring of the inside of the penis by a rapid relentless thrusting motion to achieve ultimate sexual climax without your girlfriend ever needing to know! ;) The history of the japildo goes back to the rule of Henry VIII. Frustration at the lack of a male heir to carry on the dynasty left Henry disappointed and aroused so he sent envoys to the court of King Francis I of France. A committee was to decide the fate of Henry's massive throbbing erection. The decision was final, a new instrument was to be invented, the holy right honourable japildo ordained on papal order by Pope Clement VII. This sexual revolution solved the deep malaise infecting Henry's heart and mind instead of beheading his wives the King would spend many joyous days furiously thrusting his holy japildo deep into his defiant throb-on and the Kingdom of England went through a golden age of prosperity and economic development. The japildo has been lost to the world due to the ravages of time and the sexual desires of history's greatest leaders. It was last seen pleasuring the japeye of Akbar the Great Emperor of the Mughal Court of Hindustan but has since vanished.
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Customer Reviews
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My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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