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Xhicha Mug

A language spoken by the Xhiffica tribe of Upper Thryxhrmichy. Pronunciation is difficult for English speakers, mostly due to the use of dental clicks and guttural sounds needed to express the language properly. Several people have choked to death trying to pronounce the name of the language alone. It is therefore advised by the UK home office to refrain from speaking the language unless absolutely necessary. Basic everyday words and phrases Lezhvdik - Hello Studdjydd em 'a taddlrikz? - How are you? Syuddjydd 'a besz wukulxuck? - How is your wife? Kem be bi rykurvfar treddtmok? - What is your name? Dregridd meky meky kakugdazh? - Where is the nearest train station? Rhaddtsick feg fy clargukz? - What's that smell? Sikurlichy 'a befreg thrantekz? - What is for dinner? Smetlick 'a twenner chivlidd - Onions disagree with me Crazhscik - Doctor Zifnik - A burning sensation felt in the left foot Chozhkjik - A medical condition defined as the right armpit smelling worse than the left Smiddjmok - Beach Faddklich - The Swedish as a race Gikuwbfart - Trainspotter Bledsichy - A type of unlicenced taxi Chidpnakz - Backhander Ledhyok - A musical instrument made from cat dung Dafregcomfestil - Dafregcomfestil Gozhfart cef kmiddchyzh - Use a condom Batlichy - shotgun wedding Dozhscidh - Chlamydia Phiddfik - A horse's cock that is as wide as it is long Trakubwadh - A type of excessive sweating caused by extreme arousal towards ginger people

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23

fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

Doran M. Jun 23
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Review by Darlene M.

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

Darlene M. Jun 23
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i. Jun 22

After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.

Billy J. Jun 22
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