USK Mug
Unterhaltungssoftware Selbstkontrolle, can be translated from German as "entertainment software control" Basically a bunch of leftist Nazis operating in Germany, who have so much power in their hands that they can decide which video game can be sold to the millions of German gamers and which can't. After having recovered from the serious ass-kicking they got in World War II, the Germans are now basically on a crusade of penitence (especially after the school rampages occurred), shunning all things that are violent and bloody, more so than other countries - especially violent video games, doing all they can to protect their children from such "harmful exposure". While they hated Jews, intellectuals, communists and liberals with Nazi-like fervor over 65 years ago, they now hate violence, blood and right-wingers with the same Nazi-like fervor. Thus, the USK Nazis have banned (or mutilated) many awesome games from entering the German market in their original condition. Soldier of Fortune II, Gears of War, Gears of War 2, Mortal Kombat, Dead Rising and Left 4 Dead 2, just to name a few. This leftist Nazism has had an impact overseas as well. Many US game manufacturers are aware of "the German problem" and thus ship specially altered versions of the games, where all the good stuff has been cut, to Germany, so that it may be sold there. Not only that, but the swastika flag in many world war 2 video games has been altered to look like a black cross - thus altering history. Looks like the Germans secretly want their precious symbology to not be shot at by american gamers after all, eh?
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Customer Reviews
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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