KJ C
She's the greatest person imagineable. She can sing the alphabet song in braile. When a KJ walks into a room, men around her faint from her utter beauty. A KJ can be defined by no word other than DLSAK#d, which in Czech probably means something. A KJ is blonde, has sapphire eyes, and a heart bigger than all outdoors, and then some. Her face is smoother than a baby's bottom, not that I'd know what a baby's butt feels like. She has perfect skin and beautiful lips just itching to be kissed. She has a beautiful body and she smells really really good. It is a scientifically proven fact that a KJ C causes envy in every woman (and some men) in the known universe because of her amazing beauty. She is the girl all the songwriters sing about when they say they've fallen in love, as well as the subject of every love poem ever written since 1547. Yes they were writing about KJ before she was even born. She digs my nerdiness, probably one of the most astonishing facts about a KJ. She knows every language ever spoken, even that one that you and your friend Joe made up in 3rd grade to fool the teacher. A KJ also gets a long definiton. The mushy part Above all, she knows how to make Jordans happy. Especially short, skinny, nerdy and geeky Jordans. I love everything about her She makes me the happiest guy who has ever lived. She is the most sensitive, kind, caring, loving and adoring person I have ever met. She can read people like they were a 1st grade Learn-To-Read book. She is the only person i can ever connect with at all levels, because we have so very much in common. I feel like our souls are one, and she is the sun to me. She is the only person I'll ever feel this way for. Whenever i think about her my heart leaps up and smiles, because she completes me. She is the rain to my bow, the beauty to my beast. The english major to my calculator. A KJ is the definition of my true love. I love KJ C forever and ever, and nothing will ever change that.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
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