Call of Duty: Theories Mug
Theory 1 - If a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same. Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!" Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match. Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE! Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection. Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot. Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this. --------------------------------------------------------------------
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy