Fuck City Mug
An X-games similar sport that involves 2 couples. Each couple goes into a room and has non stop, sweaty, kinky sex for 24 hours straight and is not allowed to leave the confines of the musk smelling sex chamber. You must have sex at least once every 2 hours and are only allowed to bring in one drink each, some fruit, and some kinky shit that mostly west coast girls are into. ie. anal beads, milk of magnesia, frisky fingers silicone vibrating bullet, and perhaps a cucumber for good measure. The catch is though that while each couple is having sex, the opposite couple has made 5 mix CD's comprising of the worst songs. for the other couple to listen to for their listening (and anal, vaginal pleasure.) Such song might be anything by Michael Bolton, Cher, Nickelback, the birthday song, or anything your parents have fucked too. You must have the volume half way up while making love to your partner while trying to get in the terminator zone or at least to get it up. The two couples have already agreed on a forfeit fuck zone (which is usually a common barrier between both rooms.) The losing couple must walk out, and stay there and text/call the winning couple that has not given up their fuckable mood.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!