Linkin Park fan Mug
Linkin Park fans (or fanatics,which is almost the same) are usually young people who 1) insanelly like to quote LP lyrics; 2) always find themselves listening to any of the LP albums, like 1023554689 times over and over again; 3) have LP tattos; 4) die their hair the same way one of the band member does; 5) instead of sleeping,are lying on their backs repeating to themselves "Linkin Park please come to my country!!!!Pleaaaase!!!" 6) don't like the Jonas Brothers and think that they are general douchebags; 7) sleep,go to their schools/colleges/jobs,wearing an LP T-shirt; 8) think that "Project Revolution" is one of their goals in life; 9) cry for like a REALLY long time if they find out that the gig in their town is cancelled; 10) have all of the albums (even the singles,LPU albums, other EP's) 11) celebrate the band members' birthdays 12) hate people who say that "LP is shit","LP sold themselves","LP sucks","I hate LP" ect; 13) don't even speak,they rap,rap,rap SCREAM (but nowadays just sing (no rapping,no screaming(unfortunatly); 14) (girls) want to marry one of band members (or more than one),want to have kids with them and blah,blah,blah..(boys) are forming similar bands like Linkin Park and are acting like them; 15) are jumping like Bennington during the shows; 16) can do multitask and have changed their names into Mike; 17) believe in the Hybrid Theory soldier; 18) go out of "their fucking minds" when they see a person who looks kinda like Chester; 19) have their opinion about Jay-Z (which nessesary doesn't have to be a good one) 20) supports Linkin Park NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES; 21) are talented when it comes to play the bass,drums,turntables,electric giutar; 22) cry when they sing "Breaking the Habit"; 23) are very,very,very,very,very optimistic ( for real,some even imagine themselves as the 7th member of the band); 24) are fans of "Fort Minor" and "Dead By Sunrise"; 25) rather sell their souls to the devil,than sell their LP merch; 26) the word "too much" isn't in their dictionary; 27) dream about the band 24/7; 28) gave up their true religions; 29) made their rooms into "Linkin Park worshiping sanctuaries"; 30) have their bible which is "From The Inside:Linkin Park's Meteora book"; 31) all their dreams,hopes,intensions in life are linked to the same thing which is LINKIN PARK (duh); 32) if they're waked from a dream,they can spell the whole biography (or dicography) standing on one leg and holding a glass of water on their heads; 33) (have I mentioned the "lyric quoting" part?) If you can relate to at least 10 of the things,than the therm "Linkin Park fan" is the best one in describing you. Good for you!;D
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Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!