Ballipede Mug
A strange combination of a great basketball player, a centipede, and the savior of the Christians, Jesus Christ. It is said to have rivaled Raptor Jesus but has never caught on in the same way. Rumor has it that he has been seen commenting on some articles in www.Gizmodo.com but has never had anything useful or intuitive to say. He is referred to in psalms 23.5: The LORD is my Balla, I shall not make a shot. 2 He makes me lie down in green centipedes, he leads me beside quiet squozen lambs, 3 he destroys my balling spirit. He guides me in paths of centipedes for his balla's sake. 4 Even though I ball through the valley of the shadow of ballipede, a I will fear no evil, because the ballipede is not evil, he's just a balla; your skills and your crossovers, they dominate me. 5 You prepare a balla court before me in the presence of my opposing ballipedes. You toss the tip off; my jump overwhelms the opponent. 6 Surely skizzles and swats will follow me all the minutes of this game, and I will dwell on the failure to beat the ballipede for he is the best balla of them all. 7 Sincerely Yours, Jesus, "The Ballipede", Christ
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
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